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wsswatson:

fk4eva:

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool

How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…

Precious

(Source: kazuos)

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui
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babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!

babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!
cursedvalkyrie:

nope nope NOPE

fantastic-pizza:

foxyplaydate:

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

image
and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska

explosivesprinkles:

dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada

(Source: gaysprinkels)

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imakerobotvoices:

videohall:

Drive-thru invisible driver prank

> THIS IS WHAT A FRICKING PRANK IS ABOUT! Harmless, gives people a story for a fricking lifetime, brightens people’s day. So glad we got past those douchey pranks like fire in the hole.

> I’m glad to see a drive thru prank that doesn’t completely humiliate the employees.

> He should take one for the team and purposely get pulled over. I want a cop’s reaction.

> I lost it at the guy who kept opening and closing the window and turning around like when he turned back someone was going to be there. That was gold.

> That had greater reactions than I expected. Also… ‘REALLY’

> I wish he had’ve driven off more when they were looking.

> Black people reactions are the best.

> He should’ve gone for the “I’m a ghost” line more, that was hilarious.

help

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink
  • gay person: *breathes*
  • white girl: OMG you're so SASSY xDD i love gay ppl lolz lets go shopping
  • black girl : *blinks*
  • white gay man: Ouu bitch Mmmhmm hunty ,hey boo, wassup hood rat, yesssss bitch
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fromunderthestump:

thERE IS NO PERSON I HATE MORE THAN PEREZ HILTON I FUCKING PEREZ HE IS AN ACTUAL PIECE OF SHIT AND DESERVES ACTUAL SHIT 

fromunderthestump:

thERE IS NO PERSON I HATE MORE THAN PEREZ HILTON I FUCKING PEREZ HE IS AN ACTUAL PIECE OF SHIT AND DESERVES ACTUAL SHIT 
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